Sex sounds at the GYM!!
Apparently, the sounds I make at the gym are...distracting...the other gym go-ers! Yes, believe it or not someone actually made a comment to me today about it. No complaints have been waged with the gym, just to me personally. It was a middle aged white woman who works out with her horny ass husband who gets the big pants every time I breath loudly. She said, "I don't appreciate the sex sounds you make. It's very disturbing". I'm not ashamed to say that I almost lost my salvation up in the gym. I had to go somewhere a pray y'all. Today of all days was not the day to mess with me. She went on to explain that she and her husband need to talk to each other so they don't wear headphones and my grunting distracts them.
Now I don't sit there and scream and moan...its really only when I work out using a few specific machines, one of which is called the ABFLEXOR. This one works the lower abs by lifting the weight towards your chest with you feet while laying flat on your back. Inevitably, I will...grunt...squeel...and breath loudly when I use this contraption from hell. Now my gym partner thinks the concern is ridiculous because guys grunt all the time and I'm not even very loud and trust me when I tell you, she would tell me.
Okay..so...I just need to be clear on this..does anyone else grunt and make "sex sounds" while working out or is it just me?
Now I don't sit there and scream and moan...its really only when I work out using a few specific machines, one of which is called the ABFLEXOR. This one works the lower abs by lifting the weight towards your chest with you feet while laying flat on your back. Inevitably, I will...grunt...squeel...and breath loudly when I use this contraption from hell. Now my gym partner thinks the concern is ridiculous because guys grunt all the time and I'm not even very loud and trust me when I tell you, she would tell me.
Okay..so...I just need to be clear on this..does anyone else grunt and make "sex sounds" while working out or is it just me?
People make all kinds on noises working out. How could it be a sex sound when no sex is involved. That's just her twisted mind. To her I say fkcu you and the horse you rode in on.
She's free to leave and work out when you're not there. Bet her real issue is her dh is liking what he sees then has to go home with her dried up old @$$.
She's free to leave and work out when you're not there. Bet her real issue is her dh is liking what he sees then has to go home with her dried up old @$$.
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Do what you have to to work that ab machine under your subjection. If you were making those noises while signing in at the front desk that would be another thing, but during a workout is completely appropriate. Don't let her insecurity hinder your progress. Practice your good Godly response to her for the next time she says something to you. Until that time, grunt, squeal and moan your abs to flatness.
Do what you have to to work that ab machine under your subjection. If you were making those noises while signing in at the front desk that would be another thing, but during a workout is completely appropriate. Don't let her insecurity hinder your progress. Practice your good Godly response to her for the next time she says something to you. Until that time, grunt, squeal and moan your abs to flatness.
Hey girl, I have been thinking about it since and you are correct, had I been making lewd noises or having inappropriate conversations I could understand, but that was not the case in the least. I will have to let the Holy Spirit speak for me because anything I would have said at that time would not have been Godly at all.
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